What happens when McDonalds lets us Aussies create a burger?

We call it the McMate.

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

My dog’s snoring and it’s half like wtf?! and half aww!

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

I’m nearly five years into being an adult and I still have no money

WILL ARAMIS AND D’ARTAGNAN EVER BE HAPPY?!

I really hope they do a Gossip Girl style reveal of the Benefactor on Teen Wolf.

Because I’m somewhat doubting Meredith’s abilities to be said Benefactor.

Also, damn Parrish! Where you been hiding that fine body?!

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